Thursday, July 1, 2010

For My 29-Year-Old Friends

List of Things We are Too Old For*

Baby-doll mini dresses
Anything non-accessory from Urban Outfitters, and most accessories as well
Neon trendy Ray-Ban Sunglasses
Anything glitter
Mary Janes (under most circumstances)
Colorful/over-adorned Barrettes & hair accessories
Items of clothing/accessories with animals on them
Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, American Eagle Outfitters, Charlotte Russe, Forever 21, etc.
Florescent tights/leggings
Tube Tops or tops that reveal our midriffs
Brightly colored eye makeup
Experimental hair color (ie. blue, pink, orange)
Calling out hungover from beer or hard liquor consumption (wine is borderline, but at least a *bit* more mature)
MTV 
Loud bars (Two words: Moderate Volume)

List of Things We May be Too Old for but I Can’t Come to Terms With Yet

Chuck Taylors

List of Things I Used to Hate but Now I Like, Probably Because I’m Getting Old

Lily Pulitzer
Jack Johnson
Ann Taylor (the REAL Ann Taylor, not just the Loft)
*some* Vera Bradley
Stuff that is monogrammed (but only in moderation)

*This list is subject to change. Items may be added at will. Some exceptions may occur due to circumstance.

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